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Greetings Fellow Gamers,

This Sunday Will be the final order date for anyone interested in getting a Gamers Garment. After this Sunday I will take the information I have and go to the printers in order to find out exactly how much it will cost to get them done (and how many discounts I can get us). I will be collecting money over the next two weeks once I’ve e-mailed out the prices.

The T-shirts will feature the fire support logo on the back, snotling on the bog on the left breast with the name and quote below it.

I’ve enclosed the file with everyone’s requests, for you to check your orders are as you want them.

Any missing information will default as such:
Name: blank
Quote: blank
Shirt: T-shirt
Colour: Black
Size: XL

The following is a list of all the people who still need to submit information, missing information will be set to the above default:Caroline: Quote
Jack: Quote
James: Quote
John: Quote
Kevin: Shirt, Colour, Quote, Size
Krysh: Colour
Ruth: Quote
S.S.T.T.W.: Quote
Sandy: Quote
Stephen: Quote
Steve: Quote
Yoda: Size

Here is the size list for those who need to check I’ve got it right:

See you sunday.

And remember the AGM on Sunday 27th April!

Kobolds,
Your friendly neighbourhood secretary

Greetings fellow gamers,

This is just a reminder that any of you who are interested in getting a gamers garment should get in touch with me and pass on the details: name (as you want it printed), Type (T-shirt, T-shirt Women’s, Long Sleeve T, Jumper and Hoody), Colour (Black, White, Red, Yellow, Light Blue, Royal Blue, Navy, Green, Pink, Orange, Maroon, Matte Silver, Matte Gold, Purple), Quote (or N/A if you don’t want one) and finally size.

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Once again I’m expecting T-shirts to cost around 12-14, depending on how many people order (the miraculous joy of the bulk order).

Kobolds,
Your friendly neigbourhood secretary

Hey welcome back everybody,

it seems there was some kind of issue that has resulted in us losing all the old quotes as well as quite a bit of site downtime.

In the mean time we’ve been hard at work in our ever continuing battle to destroy your sanity

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Very well, you strip the lumberjack” - GM
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“I’m not badly wounded I’m just very messed up.” - Drake
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“What happened to you guys making camp?” - El’aril
“We have, here it is, can’t you see how camp it is?” - Edward
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“Unless you want to be sleeping with wolves, I suggest you sleep with us” - Edward
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“It sounds like a bear swearing in german” - GM
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“I’m not doing THAT to a lich” - Fiona
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“So this is an orc? I always thought they would be bigger. My gran said it would be the size of a house. Mind you this one is the size of my grans house” - Edward Toptopple
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“You know if we push him we get rid of him forever” - Woody
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“First, Yeltz is missing, second, don’t look at the halfling” - Tanis
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“I’d like to take you but Master says I’m not to let any strangers in the grove.” - Belladona
“Hi I’m Drake.” - Drake
“That doesn’t count, I still don’t like you.” - Belladona
“He’s stranger, I’m only strange, can I go?” - Edward Toptopple
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“I’m sorry, your ranger has been turned into a furry” - Jack
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“Did you take the ginger, stubby one with the bag full of leaves?” - Edward
“No, I only took the one eating mud” - Belladona
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“What did you do?” - Drake
“I think we’re hunting a Druid” - Edward
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“Did you get - ” - Fiachrin
“No but at one point I think I was dropped on your head” - Edward
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“If she was a hermit then why would she know how to speak?” - Drake
“Hermits don’t start out hermits, they’re normal people first” - Edward
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“I think what we need here is a crash course in civilisation” - Edward
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“You need to pretend to be a civilisation person” - Edward
“So I need to be a building person” - Belladona
“Yes, but please don’t call yourself a building person” -Edward ————————————————————————————————
“Hey everybody, we’re all dressed as idiots, he’s dressed as a wolf and she’s dressed as a nut job” - Steve
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“what are you all doing?” - Idris guest
“nothing” - Drake
“nothing” - Elaril
“nothing” - Woody
“Well, I thought I would take a tour around the southlands, but then I remembered I’m locked in a small room” - Edward
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“I’ve forgotten how much I hate leeks, this is fantastic!” - Edward
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“I go around and knock everyone up” - Jack
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“I’m not ready for the hike, I’m ready for the jogging all damn day long” - Steve
“Don’t you just hate tall people, steal their knee caps in their sleep” - GM
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“Why is there a hole in the forest?” - Belladona
“So we can see” - Drake
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“I could find some mushrooms that would definitely send Tanis to wonderland” - Nicky
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“I’m not really sure how to punish this, it could take me.” - Drake
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“No, naughty raccon, don’t eat food!” - Belladona
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“Express your love for horses everywhere!” - GM
“Don’t hug the smelly end, it smells” - Belladona
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“The wheels on the cart go round and round, round and round, round and round. The driver of the cart goes Arr*mphrgh, Arr*mphrgh, Arr*mphrgh…” - El’aril
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“Oh my god, its D&D Luxembourg” - Jack
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“Oh goodie you bought cheese, I mean you’re still alive” - Woody
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“I don’t want you all to put your lives at risk for me” - El’aril
“Do I take it you mean you don’t want me to come along” - Drake
“That would help things yes” - El’aril
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“Noise happens, mysterious halflings don’t” - Steve
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“Congratulations, you are the medieval smoke grenade” - GM
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“I’ll make sure he doesn’t interefere with your cows” - El’aril
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“Its a cow shed what do you expect to be on the floor?” - Sandy Guest
“… cows?” - Edward
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“What the hell? What are you people?!” - Sandy Guest
“Crazy mostly” - Edward
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“Who has the cosh?” - Drake waking up after being knocked out
“What this?” *wacks drake over the head with the cosh, knocking him out* - Woody
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“lets be reasonable theres a bundle of folk in the attic, we can’t get out of here in five seconds” - El’aril
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“Congratulations, you’ve just developed stealth shit” - GM
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And so ends term 2 of the low level D&D campaign. We have also lost the character Drake due to a severe wolf induced mauling that occured right after he attempted to murder woody in his sleep.

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“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 5: High fives” - Iain
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 6: Massage Therapy” - Jack
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 7: Shake on it” - Kobolds
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 8: V signs” - Jack
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 9: Saturday Night fever” - Steve
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 10: Self pleasure” - Jack
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 11: Creme bruleé” - Jack
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 12: Cauterisation” - Jack
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 13: Rounds of applause” - Steve
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 14: Childrens Parties” - Steve
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 15: Five finger burning discount” - Steve
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 16: Mime” - Steve
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 17: Tree Hugging” - Robert
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 18: Snow ball point defense” - Steve
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 19: Jet propulsion” - Jack
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 20: Inapropriate groping” - Sam
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“Seriously, we have to burry him with some dignity, getting cremated with your tackle out, thats just not right.” - Jack
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“I’m uselesss!” *runs* - Edward
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“Go confess to stripping off in a confessional” - Steve
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“Bella, Just so you know we can’t leave the city!” - El’aril
“NNNOOOOO!!!!” - Bella
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“I see your hand! get it out of me!” - Edward
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“Can I help you sirs? We don’t see many of you wee folk round here. Which means I will be watching you” - Shopkeeper
“Duly noted you racist bugger” - Edward
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“Nice stationary store you have here… It’d be a shame if it… started moving” - Jack
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“Mother Nature tells me to” - Bella
“Mother Nature tells you a lot of things” - El’aril
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“Ah! Priests!” - Iain
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“then he spooned an orc” - El’aril
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“Shall we burn the midnight oil so to speak” - El’aril
“Right, who has the midnight oil?” - Edward
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“Now Bella, in not on” - Edward
“Temple!” - Bella
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“I Know! You can write a song about the tree!” - Bella
“What Tree?” - Felix
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“I can teach the guard good swordsmanship and manners” - Jason
“At the same time!” *feigns sword attack* “Sorry!” - Edward
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“It really says something about my character when the tree is of equal importance” - Iain
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“Building bigger than tree? Tree bigger than building! Ha take that civilisation!” *runs away* - steve
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“Can you circumcise a tree at birth?” - GM
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“What can we do with a drunken halfling,
What can we do with a drunken halfling,
what can we do with a drunken halfling early in the morning,
run like fuck and clutch your purse strings,
run like fuck and clutch your purse strings…” - Edward
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“He was a man-witch” - Iain
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“I don’t want to know what a bears strategic part is” - GM
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“I’ve been drunk but I’ve never been disturbing” - Bella
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“You’ve kept me in the buildings too long, I go mad” - Bella
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“I am the law. What have you been doing?” - Bella while marrow chews on a detained thief
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“Marrow… did you eat him too hard this time?” - Bella
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“You’re all wet” - Felix
“Thanks! I HADN’T NOTICED!” - Edward
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“Was it you?” - Priests
“No” - Bella
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“They’ll might woke up now” - Bella
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“I will compose a sonet to you archbishop Bella” - Felix
“Belladona Wolfsbane!” - Bella
“Isn’t that a tortology?” - Edward
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“Hermits. More normal than sailors” - Steve