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Hey welcome back everybody,

it seems there was some kind of issue that has resulted in us losing all the old quotes as well as quite a bit of site downtime.

In the mean time we’ve been hard at work in our ever continuing battle to destroy your sanity

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Very well, you strip the lumberjack” - GM
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“I’m not badly wounded I’m just very messed up.” - Drake
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“What happened to you guys making camp?” - El’aril
“We have, here it is, can’t you see how camp it is?” - Edward
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“Unless you want to be sleeping with wolves, I suggest you sleep with us” - Edward
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“It sounds like a bear swearing in german” - GM
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“I’m not doing THAT to a lich” - Fiona
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“So this is an orc? I always thought they would be bigger. My gran said it would be the size of a house. Mind you this one is the size of my grans house” - Edward Toptopple
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“You know if we push him we get rid of him forever” - Woody
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“First, Yeltz is missing, second, don’t look at the halfling” - Tanis
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“I’d like to take you but Master says I’m not to let any strangers in the grove.” - Belladona
“Hi I’m Drake.” - Drake
“That doesn’t count, I still don’t like you.” - Belladona
“He’s stranger, I’m only strange, can I go?” - Edward Toptopple
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“I’m sorry, your ranger has been turned into a furry” - Jack
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“Did you take the ginger, stubby one with the bag full of leaves?” - Edward
“No, I only took the one eating mud” - Belladona
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“What did you do?” - Drake
“I think we’re hunting a Druid” - Edward
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“Did you get - ” - Fiachrin
“No but at one point I think I was dropped on your head” - Edward
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“If she was a hermit then why would she know how to speak?” - Drake
“Hermits don’t start out hermits, they’re normal people first” - Edward
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“I think what we need here is a crash course in civilisation” - Edward
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“You need to pretend to be a civilisation person” - Edward
“So I need to be a building person” - Belladona
“Yes, but please don’t call yourself a building person” -Edward ————————————————————————————————
“Hey everybody, we’re all dressed as idiots, he’s dressed as a wolf and she’s dressed as a nut job” - Steve
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“what are you all doing?” - Idris guest
“nothing” - Drake
“nothing” - Elaril
“nothing” - Woody
“Well, I thought I would take a tour around the southlands, but then I remembered I’m locked in a small room” - Edward
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“I’ve forgotten how much I hate leeks, this is fantastic!” - Edward
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“I go around and knock everyone up” - Jack
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“I’m not ready for the hike, I’m ready for the jogging all damn day long” - Steve
“Don’t you just hate tall people, steal their knee caps in their sleep” - GM
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“Why is there a hole in the forest?” - Belladona
“So we can see” - Drake
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“I could find some mushrooms that would definitely send Tanis to wonderland” - Nicky
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“I’m not really sure how to punish this, it could take me.” - Drake
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“No, naughty raccon, don’t eat food!” - Belladona
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“Express your love for horses everywhere!” - GM
“Don’t hug the smelly end, it smells” - Belladona
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“The wheels on the cart go round and round, round and round, round and round. The driver of the cart goes Arr*mphrgh, Arr*mphrgh, Arr*mphrgh…” - El’aril
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“Oh my god, its D&D Luxembourg” - Jack
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“Oh goodie you bought cheese, I mean you’re still alive” - Woody
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“I don’t want you all to put your lives at risk for me” - El’aril
“Do I take it you mean you don’t want me to come along” - Drake
“That would help things yes” - El’aril
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“Noise happens, mysterious halflings don’t” - Steve
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“Congratulations, you are the medieval smoke grenade” - GM
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“I’ll make sure he doesn’t interefere with your cows” - El’aril
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“Its a cow shed what do you expect to be on the floor?” - Sandy Guest
“… cows?” - Edward
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“What the hell? What are you people?!” - Sandy Guest
“Crazy mostly” - Edward
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“Who has the cosh?” - Drake waking up after being knocked out
“What this?” *wacks drake over the head with the cosh, knocking him out* - Woody
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“lets be reasonable theres a bundle of folk in the attic, we can’t get out of here in five seconds” - El’aril
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“Congratulations, you’ve just developed stealth shit” - GM
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And so ends term 2 of the low level D&D campaign. We have also lost the character Drake due to a severe wolf induced mauling that occured right after he attempted to murder woody in his sleep.

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“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 5: High fives” - Iain
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 6: Massage Therapy” - Jack
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 7: Shake on it” - Kobolds
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 8: V signs” - Jack
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 9: Saturday Night fever” - Steve
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 10: Self pleasure” - Jack
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 11: Creme bruleé” - Jack
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 12: Cauterisation” - Jack
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 13: Rounds of applause” - Steve
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 14: Childrens Parties” - Steve
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 15: Five finger burning discount” - Steve
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 16: Mime” - Steve
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 17: Tree Hugging” - Robert
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 18: Snow ball point defense” - Steve
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 19: Jet propulsion” - Jack
“Inapropriate uses of burning hands # 20: Inapropriate groping” - Sam
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“Seriously, we have to burry him with some dignity, getting cremated with your tackle out, thats just not right.” - Jack
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“I’m uselesss!” *runs* - Edward
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“Go confess to stripping off in a confessional” - Steve
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“Bella, Just so you know we can’t leave the city!” - El’aril
“NNNOOOOO!!!!” - Bella
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“I see your hand! get it out of me!” - Edward
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“Can I help you sirs? We don’t see many of you wee folk round here. Which means I will be watching you” - Shopkeeper
“Duly noted you racist bugger” - Edward
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“Nice stationary store you have here… It’d be a shame if it… started moving” - Jack
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“Mother Nature tells me to” - Bella
“Mother Nature tells you a lot of things” - El’aril
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“Ah! Priests!” - Iain
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“then he spooned an orc” - El’aril
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“Shall we burn the midnight oil so to speak” - El’aril
“Right, who has the midnight oil?” - Edward
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“Now Bella, in not on” - Edward
“Temple!” - Bella
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“I Know! You can write a song about the tree!” - Bella
“What Tree?” - Felix
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“I can teach the guard good swordsmanship and manners” - Jason
“At the same time!” *feigns sword attack* “Sorry!” - Edward
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“It really says something about my character when the tree is of equal importance” - Iain
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“Building bigger than tree? Tree bigger than building! Ha take that civilisation!” *runs away* - steve
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“Can you circumcise a tree at birth?” - GM
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“What can we do with a drunken halfling,
What can we do with a drunken halfling,
what can we do with a drunken halfling early in the morning,
run like fuck and clutch your purse strings,
run like fuck and clutch your purse strings…” - Edward
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“He was a man-witch” - Iain
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“I don’t want to know what a bears strategic part is” - GM
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“I’ve been drunk but I’ve never been disturbing” - Bella
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“You’ve kept me in the buildings too long, I go mad” - Bella
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“I am the law. What have you been doing?” - Bella while marrow chews on a detained thief
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“Marrow… did you eat him too hard this time?” - Bella
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“You’re all wet” - Felix
“Thanks! I HADN’T NOTICED!” - Edward
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“Was it you?” - Priests
“No” - Bella
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“They’ll might woke up now” - Bella
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“I will compose a sonet to you archbishop Bella” - Felix
“Belladona Wolfsbane!” - Bella
“Isn’t that a tortology?” - Edward
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“Hermits. More normal than sailors” - Steve